lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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(Source: pr-ince-ss)

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: hawkbishop)

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