fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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